You don’t always have to be sweet and lovey dovey all the time. You can be the assholes to each other and be mean. That’s when you know there is comfortableness. Making fun of each other, calling mean names, abusing each other. Abusing as in joking around. The playful fighting. That’s another way to show love.
How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.
Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.
I want to eat
But I can’t eat
Because if I do
I’ll want even more
And then I’ll binge
And feel fat
Then I’ll purge all of it
And feel bad
I’ll cut out my feelings
All over my skin
I’ll feel sad and weak
So now do you see
It’s much much better
If I simple don’t eat
makes a game where the female characters all wear practical armor and shoes and have character development arcs
and then i put the boys in little thongs and devotes so much budget and manpower into making elaborate dick-jiggle physics and all they do is giggle and occasionally make out with each other for the audience’s titilation
sells it with photos of skimpy outfitted girls on the front
what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt
You’re right. You’ve figured it out. My whole ingenious plan to corrupt the world to evil, and to stray from the light was based on fucking snails, and you caught me out. Ruined the whole thing. You must be so proud.
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care
if i had a dollar for each time someone said “you’ll change your mind about having kids” i’d have enough money to buy the government and make kids illegal