seriouslyamerica:

New favorite meme: Old Economy Steven

bastards.

You don’t always have to be sweet and lovey dovey all the time. You can be the assholes to each other and be mean. That’s when you know there is comfortableness. Making fun of each other, calling mean names, abusing each other. Abusing as in joking around. The playful fighting. That’s another way to show love. 

killette:

Amber Heard

pettyartist:

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.

Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.

anorexicballerina-love:

I want to eat

But I can’t eat 

Because if I do 

I’ll want even more

And then I’ll binge

And feel fat 

And disgusting

Then I’ll purge all of it

And feel bad

And horrid

I’ll cut out my feelings

All over my skin

I’ll feel sad and weak

So now do you see

It’s much much better

If I simple don’t eat

shepard-tsoni:

amysgotapillow:

dante-this-is-just-fanfiction:

clumsyoctopus:

makes a game where the female characters all wear practical armor and shoes and have character development arcs

and then i put the boys in little thongs and devotes so much budget and manpower into making elaborate dick-jiggle physics and all they do is giggle and occasionally make out with each other for the audience’s titilation

sells it with photos of skimpy outfitted girls on the front

YES

lucifersblog:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

fullmetalfisting:

what if snails are actually demons and that’s why they react badly to salt 

You’re right. You’ve figured it out. My whole ingenious plan to corrupt the world to evil, and to stray from the light was based on fucking snails, and you caught me out. Ruined the whole thing. You must be so proud.

My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself

grimelords:

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

heartless:

It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care

lonesomeswan:

socialismartnature:

A rare encounter of a baby gorilla and a chimpanzee examining leaves at the Evaro Gorilla Orphanage in Gabon.

Photo Credit & Copyright: National Geographic / Michael Poliza

simonbellamy:

if i had a dollar for each time someone said “you’ll change your mind about having kids” i’d have enough money to buy the government and make kids illegal